iDELT∆ Premium Black Hole Delta 8 Gummies
$49.95 — or Original price was: $49.95.$42.46Current price is: $42.46. / month
- Each Gummy Contains 110mg Delta 8
- 2200mg per jar
- Made with Vegan Ingredients
- Welcome to Space, Earthling
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All iDelta products are made fresh-to-order like a restaurant. They don’t cook it until you order it! Please allow 2-5 business days cook and manufacturing time prior to shipping. Again your order will take 2-5 business days manufacturing time prior to shipping. Please time your reorders accordingly, thank you!
The fruits of this labor taste quite like the many-bumped tiny shrub-bound fruits known as “blackberries,” which we found delightfully fitting given their origin, and when combined with enough Delta 9 they produce an event horizon for your consciousness from which normal thoughts can surely not escape. We hope you’ll enjoy this experience as much as we have. Each gummy contains: 110mg of Delta8
We were passing by a black hole one fine diurnal period and pondered, “If there’s something so dense and massive that it distorts space-time and allows nothing to escape its event horizon…how do we turn it into a mind-altering substance?” And thus began our decades-long project toward extracting material from a dying star and using it as fertilizer for our cannabinoid cultivation. It was surprisingly easy once we were able to figure out unidirectional wormhole technology – you only need a tiny amount since a cubic millimeter contains the mass of a small moon. The fruits of this labor taste quite like the many-bumped tiny shrub-bound fruits known as “blackberries,” which we found delightfully fitting given their origin, and when combined with enough Delta 8 they produce an event horizon for your consciousness from which normal thoughts can surely not escape. We hope you’ll enjoy this experience as much as we have.
*WARNING – DO NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE USING THIS PRODUCT!
Ingredients
Organic cane sugar, organic pectin, organic sunflower oil, natural color and flavor, naturally occurring Delta 8 Extract
Directions
Take 1/4 gummy for beginners, 1/2 gummy for intermediate users, and 1 full gummy for advanced users.
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